Friday, April 8, 2011


"The Republicans wanted $65 million in spending cuts. We offered $35 million. They turned us down. So we agreed with the $65 million. And they turned that down, too. The Republicans are refusing to take YES for  an answer." 

- Senator Harry Reid (D-Nutless) went on CNN this week and, in the span of six Hemingway-length sentences, inadvertently revealed exactly what's wrong with America's Democratic establishment.


"I haven't gotten a dick picture in a long time. I think people are a little afraid. It can turn out bad."

- Aw... poor l'il Rihanna! The sexy Bajan pop tart whined to Rolling Stone Magazine about the awful backlash she's had to endure ever since some of her private "sextings" were accidentally intercepted, then released to the public.


  1. re; Rihanna... Wot no link to the shenanigans. . lol

  2. That shit is all over Google, brah! :-)

    Do a "search images" and make sure your safety blocks setting is OFF. You'll know which ones are real because they're the shitty, unprofessional looking ones. The fakes are obvious.

    The girl has a kickin' bod, I must admit.

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