Monday, December 14, 2020

THE ULTIMATE SUMMATION, BY GRUMPY GEEZER

DOWNFALL!
Bunker Boy starts his run for the Big House


By Grumpy Geezer (Nov. 17, 2020)


No grace, no dignity, no humility, no magnanimity, no class, no morals, no empathy, no soul.

He has no friends, not even a dog.

His wife can’t bear his touch, his daughter can’t avoid it.

Devoid of humour he doesn’t make jokes, he doesn’t laugh. Not ever. An occasional dismal rictus, a necrotic gash in his ochre-lacquered face-bladder signifies nothing more than his satisfaction in transacting another con.

He’s a loathsome coagulation of every human failing with no compensating virtues.

A craven coward.

A sociopath.

A serial rapist.

A racist.

A quisling.

An opportunistic grifter.

An inveterate cheat.

A deceitful toad.

A chronic liar.

A shameless braggart.

An ignoramus who lacks curiosity. He doesn’t read, he doesn’t care.

Trump is a ridiculous, combed-over cartoon villain, a deranged clown with a face sprayed the colour of hang-over piss and toilet paper stuck to his shoe whose wits are defeated by an open umbrella. Rake the forests, nuke the hurricanes, inject the bleach, waterbomb Notre Dame cathedral, trade Greenland for Puerto Rico. Trump’s pompous idiocies are exceeded only by his appalling ignorance.

Crediting the British with the foresight to build airstrips in the war of independence 110 years before the Wright Brothers first took flight, revealing the hitherto unknown Himalayan countries of Nipple and Button, accusing Baltic leaders of starting Balkans wars! This clueless buffoon brags that he was able to keep the crayon inside the lines on his dementia test. Accusing Trump of a lack of self-awareness is like accusing Myra Hindley of poor child care standards.

To read the rest of this magnificent rant (and trust me, it gets better), simply CLICK HERE.

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

TRAITOR SAYS WHAT?


Guilty-as-Hell traitor Michael Flynn, who just got a pardon from the Trump, is now calling for a SUSPENSION OF THE CONSTITUTION and MARTIAL LAW because of (nonexistent) election fraud. And this is just the tiniest portion of the absolute insanity that the Far Right have unleashed since their best efforts to steal yet another election out from under the Democrats failed less than a month ago. 

Of course, nobody in the GOP seems to have an issue with any of this. What in the name of highfalutin' HELL is going on with these Republicans?! They are pretty obviously terrified of something being exposed starting January 20th, and based on their behavior, it must be huge, and it must be REALLY fucking bad. 

Any of y'all got any guesses?