Tuesday, April 5, 2011


Yer old pal Jerky is proud to present the Daily Dirt Diaspora's very first of what he hopes will be a veritable avalanche of First Amendment Zone Guest Editorials, submitted by our old pal Ima Pseudonmy! Enjoy! - YOPJ

While channel-surfing today - a hollow pursuit if there ever was one - I came upon this wondrous commercial for a video by one Porter Stansberry, "End of America 62." It's apparently free online, and as near as I can tell, it's designed to push all the panic-buttons of the average Fox News viewer. They're pushing it pretty hard, too.

Porter Stansberry is the "genius" who predicted the GM collapse. Of course, he's also the guy responsible for the "ZOMG OIL SHALE IN COLORADO / The US Govt's Secret Colorado Oil Discovery," email thingie that went around a few years ago, the "Super Insider Stock Tips" thing, a scandal around a fake HIV vaccine, and various and sundry securities fraud thingies. Here's a link talking about it..

And, what the hell, here's a link where I talk about it. Because I'm one egocentric bastard.

Seriously, if you've never heard of the Fundies Say the Darndest Things website (second link above), you're in for a helluva treat. FSTDT is where all the kewl folks of the anti-idiot insurgency hang out and really build up the inertia. Really, it's a hoot.

Most Sincerely Yours,
Ima Pseudonym, a.k.a. Tempus in some places, Waffle-Iron Jim in others, Smirky the Wonder Chimp in a few, and That Fucking Asshole in all the rest.