JOKES OF THE DAY

Today's first joke comes from our old pal Spido-Man, and it literally doubled me over. Why didn't I think of this?!

Q: What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?
A: They both have Downey Juniors in them!

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Today's second joke comes from Wade...

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: "I look horrible! I feel fat and ugly and my self esteem has never been worse. Why don't you pay me a compliment?"
To which the husband replies: "Your eyesight is perfect!"

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Our worst joke of the day today was sent in by our old pal Robert Ridgeway, and it was sent in honor of Easter!

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
To which the lady replied: "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."