Thursday, March 31, 2011

TOXIC MEME WATCH #0002: THE "DICK SLANG" OR "DICK SWANG" DANCE

Have you seen this "Dick Slang" dance? Check out this video:


That up there is the original. The creators are, apparently, a bunch of goofballs who've previously tried to launch a different dance craze - one centered on the buttocks instead of the male frontal sex appendage - without success. This one, however - and despite the notable lack of production values - is somehow managing to catch on. In fact, it's already spawned a bunch of imitators and video responses, such as this one, featuring what appears to be a bunch of high-school kids mocking the original, and it's actually kind of amusing...


And then there's this one, which isn't quite as imaginative, but still mostly harmless...

 

Here's a reaction that's so post-modern, it's offensive to itself! It pretty much covers all the bases and says everything I could have wanted to say about this pseudo-phenomenon in just a few short minutes. It also happens to be the last "Dick Swang/Slang" related cultural artifact that brought yer old pal Jerky any amount of personal pleasure...


After that, it's all downhill for the Dick Swang Dance. This is a meme that's run out of steam even before it really got rolling. Now, could somebody please tell these guys...


...and THIS guy?!

1 comment:

  1. Every one of these people should be made to look at this website and watch until it's official:

    http://www.meatspin.com/

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