Friday, March 18, 2011

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY 100 PERCENT FILLER!

NUT BUTTER SQUASH
The Worst Poem Ever Written
by Jerky LeBoeuf, Esq.

Bacon, eggs and sausage links!
Buttered toast and coffee drinks!
Loops of Fruit and Cakes of Pan!
Breakfast fit for God and Man!

Sometimes when I’m eating 
I think that I can taste 
The egg inside the chicken
Or the chicken in the egg!

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid my dime and only farted.
It's okay, I'm not blue,
Frankenstein was ugly, too!

2 comments:

  1. Yeah, that one's pretty bad. But depending on your opinion, there could be worse out there. For example, this one's from All in the Family:

    Everyone is someone, if you love them
    Love can make a hero from a chump
    Love can make a useless man seem useful
    Love can grow a flower from a dump
    If you dare to reach out to a stranger
    You may find you've found a friend indeed
    'Cause everyone is someone if you love them
    'Cause love is something everybody needs.

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