Tuesday, March 15, 2011


A team of linguists at M.I.T. has confirmed what most of us already knew: Any words that can be spoken aloud sound up to five times "cooler" coming out of Samuel L. Jackson's mouth than anyone else's, especially when punctuated with everyone's favorite, incest-evoking urban expletive, "motherfucker".

Quite literally any assemblage of words, when spoken by Mister Jackson, has the potential to become what people in the movie business call a catch phrase, destined to be quoted by the pimply-faced adolescents and sexless thirty-something movie geeks for years - if not centuries - to come.

The reason for this is no mystery. In movie roles from Jungle Fever to Pulp Fiction, from Unbreakable to The Impossibles, Mister Jackson has provided us with such abundant evidence of his coolness that he makes Fonzie look like Henry Winkler by comparison.

Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself, with this list of the...

TOP 13 THINGS that sound COOLER when SAMUEL L. JACKSON says them!

13. "Lather, rinse, REPEAT motherfucker!"
12. "Life is like a box of CHOCOLATES motherfucker!"
11. "Do not remove the tag from this mattress under penalty of LAW motherfucker!"
10. "I got the fever for the flavor of a PRINGLES motherfucker!"
9. "Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail, nor gloom of night, will stay these couriers from delivering the MAIL motherfucker!"
8. "No shirt, no shoes, no SERVICE motherfucker!"
7. "Kids under nine years old eat FREE motherfucker!"
6. "A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, Z motherfucker!"
5. "It's not the heat, it's the HUMIDITY motherfucker!"
4. "Take two aspirin and call me in the MORNING motherfucker!"
3. "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheeze, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed BUN, motherfucker!"
2. "I've fallen and I can't get UP motherfucker!"
1. "Sasquatch mambo Listerine petroleum BY-PRODUCTS motherfucker!"


  1. Honorable mentions:

    *Your door is ajar, motherfucker!
    *Would you like to super size that motherfucker?
    *Its shake and bake, and I helped motherfucker!
    *The extended warranty is only $99.99 motherfucker