Dirtland calling. Jerky speaking. Well, typing, actually, but what with the post-modernistic blurring of the lines between all the various forms of hyper-mediated communicationization out there, it kinda seems like 30 of one, two-and-a-half dozen of the other these days.
Hey! A big shiny NOPRIZE goes out to the first DDDiasporan who is able to point out which literary/historical/parapolitical figure it is that I'm purposely aping in the first two sentences of my brief "we're back up and running" announcement! I'll give you a hint. There once was a 90's alterna-rock band who thought they were better than him.
Anyway, got some fresh Dirt coming your way in a bit, so hang tight, brethren and sisthren! Ah'm a typin' jest as fast as I cayun!