Anyway, I'm hoping this will get fixed by TOMORROW, so don't give up on the Daily Dirt Diaspora just yet, okay? If you're bored with what's on the main page, go back and read the earlier posts. If you've read everything I posted here already, go write something interesting and submit it to me as a guest editorial! If you have a problem you want me to help out with, write me an ASK JERKY letter! I haven't had to answer one of those in way too long, and I kinda miss being an Agony Aunt to my sick and twisted readership!
In the meantime, to tide you over, here's a little mini-morsel. It's my latest WoW. And no, that does NOT stand for World of Fucking Warcraft (which will henceforth be referred to only as WoFW, if at all, which isn't very likely).. I refer, of course, to the now legendary Daily Dirt segment known as...
Yer Old Pal Jerky's WORDS OF WISDOM #329
"Voyeurs are difficult suicides, because they always want to know how the show ends."