Saturday, March 19, 2011


September 11 Terrorist Attacks
Japan's Triple-Apocalypse
Mayan Doomsday Deadline

Coincidence? You be the judge. Implications? I'd rather not say.
Thanks to our old pal DimaN in Belarus for this positively paranoia-inducing catastrophic computation.

(edited to remove silly mistake pointed out by ttibby)


  1. Except for the simple fact that 2001+2011=4012,
    sorry to burst yopj's bubble

  2. We are counting years in a century, and to keep it in 2 digits pattern, it fits then 10.03.11 + 11.09.01 = 21.12.12. Silly numerology, can be twisted as you like :)

  3. Don't forget 04-20-2010. If all the cancer creeping around in the Gulf of Mexico doesn't getcha, all the unemployed roughnecks and fishmongerers whose assault rifle and meth cooking habits YOU support with food stamps most certainly will. These are the people terrified FEMA is going to round them up and put them in camps but more than happy to give all their contact info in exchange for welfare.

  4. I just want to point out that the mistake was mine. DimaN never put the "20" in there, I did. Cuz I'm hasty. Bad, hasty man!

  5. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get McDonald's breakfast. Sausage Egg McMuffin, three hotcakes and two (count 'em) hashbrowns, bitches!!!

  6. I'm just glad that the world ends before Christmas 2012. That'll make next year a lot easier to deal with.

  7. I would imagine that all kinds of things would just start happenning around and after that date..

  8. Oops -- I totally blanked out on the math portion of this exam. I was too heavily influenced by a conversation I had yesterday. We made a mental list of all the doomsdays going on around the world starting with 9/11, Katrina, wars, uprisings, earthquakes, tornadoes other hurricanes, typhoons, tsunamis, etc. I'd say for a lot of people, these ARE the "end days." Maybe violent radioactive drowning IS what some would call being Raptured.

  9. So...less than 9 months to the end of times eh? It takes longer than that to gestate the average human, so I guess all those women who still need to make sweet honey-dripping love to me don't need to worry about birth control anymore. Hurry hurry though girls, there's only one penis down there and you don't want to miss your turn now...