NUT BUTTER SQUASH
The Worst Poem Ever Written
by Jerky LeBoeuf, Esq.
Bacon, eggs and sausage links!
Buttered toast and coffee drinks!
Loops of Fruit and Cakes of Pan!
Breakfast fit for God and Man!
Sometimes when I’m eating
I think that I can taste
The egg inside the chicken
Or the chicken in the egg!
Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid my dime and only farted.
It's okay, I'm not blue,
Frankenstein was ugly, too!
Yeah, that one's pretty bad. But depending on your opinion, there could be worse out there. For example, this one's from All in the Family:
ReplyDeleteEveryone is someone, if you love them
Love can make a hero from a chump
Love can make a useless man seem useful
Love can grow a flower from a dump
If you dare to reach out to a stranger
You may find you've found a friend indeed
'Cause everyone is someone if you love them
'Cause love is something everybody needs.
NICE!!!
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