Tuesday, January 10, 2017

DDD EXECUTIVE SUMMARY JAN/10/2017


THE MAIN EVENT
  • "Poetic cadence"? "Soft sensuality"? SOFT FUCKING SENSUALITY?!?!
  • Mainstream media continues its ridiculous wall-to-wall 24/7 coverage of Meryl Streep's Golden Globes comments, while the conservative movement's right-wing propaganda outlets continue to libel and defame her in an attempt to strip her of her hard-won reputation. All this as it emerges that Russian military intelligence is likely in possession of video footage of President Electoral Donald J. Trump hiring prostitutes to piss all over a Moscow hotel room where the Obama family once slept... among other potentially devastating revelations.
  • Meanwhile, members of the Senate Intelligence Committee are urging FBI director Comey to reveal what that agency knows about Trump's ties to Russia and/or Russian organizations. Despite seeing fit to derail Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign at the 11th hour over what turned out to be a big fat NOTHING, Comey's response to the Committee amounts to, in essence: "I don'wanna! Pfffft!"
  • In any case, we should all keep our fingers crossed... if even a quarter of the revelations in this devastating intel dossier turn out to be true, we might not have to endure America's national nightmare for very much longer, after all.
A DEEPER DIVE

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DDD EXTRAS
  • If you want to learn about some cool and/or weird things that happened on the 10th day of January, check out our sister-site, Useless Eater Blog.
  • Earlier today, we ran a fun story about FOX News' attempt to make it seem as though there is great dissent among celebrities about Meryl Streep's Golden Globes comments by quoting a porn star, a racist Country Western novelty act, and a college football player.

THE TAKEAWAY

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2 comments:

  1. I give you the 2016 election in under one minute:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=41&v=qmsF3xbqnR8

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  2. Dayum -- you'd think Blogger would allow imagery with a video post...^^^

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