DDD EXECUTIVE SUMMARY JAN/10/2017

THE MAIN EVENT

• "Poetic cadence"? "Soft sensuality"? SOFT FUCKING SENSUALITY?!?!
  
• Mainstream media continues its ridiculous wall-to-wall 24/7 coverage of Meryl Streep's Golden Globes comments, while the conservative movement's right-wing propaganda outlets continue to libel and defame her in an attempt to strip her of her hard-won reputation. All this as it emerges that Russian military intelligence is likely in possession of video footage of President Electoral Donald J. Trump hiring prostitutes to piss all over a Moscow hotel room where the Obama family once slept... among other potentially devastating revelations.
  
• Meanwhile, members of the Senate Intelligence Committee are urging FBI director Comey to reveal what that agency knows about Trump's ties to Russia and/or Russian organizations. Despite seeing fit to derail Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign at the 11th hour over what turned out to be a big fat NOTHING, Comey's response to the Committee amounts to, in essence: "I don'wanna! Pfffft!"
  
• In any case, we should all keep our fingers crossed... if even a quarter of the revelations in this devastating intel dossier turn out to be true, we might not have to endure America's national nightmare for very much longer, after all.

A DEEPER DIVE

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DDD EXTRAS

• If you want to learn about some cool and/or weird things that happened on the 10th day of January, check out our sister-site, Useless Eater Blog.
• Earlier today, we ran a fun story about FOX News' attempt to make it seem as though there is great dissent among celebrities about Meryl Streep's Golden Globes comments by quoting a porn star, a racist Country Western novelty act, and a college football player.

THE TAKEAWAY

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