- Senator Harry Reid (D-Nutless) went on CNN this week and, in the span of six Hemingway-length sentences, inadvertently revealed exactly what's wrong with America's Democratic establishment.
"I haven't gotten a dick picture in a long time. I think people are a little afraid. It can turn out bad."
- Aw... poor l'il Rihanna! The sexy Bajan pop tart whined to Rolling Stone Magazine about the awful backlash she's had to endure ever since some of her private "sextings" were accidentally intercepted, then released to the public.