"The point is that Republicans are always trying talking about deregulation and big government. But I say their philosophy is small government for the big guy and big government for the little guy. And so, if my wife's uterus was incorporated, or my friend's bedroom was incorporated, maybe the republicans would be talking about deregulating."
- The words of Democratic Florida State Representative Scott Randolph have inspired ACLU Florida to start a movement and create a website urging Florida women to "incorporate their uteri" in an effort to keep Republicans from sticking their noses up there, uninvited. The Republican response? They condemned Randolph's language and BANNED THE USE OF THE WORD UTERUS on the floor. That reaction is so absolutely perfect, it almost makes me want to cry.