Monday, May 1, 2017

EMOLUMENTS? SHMEMOLUMENTS! SHOW TRUMP THE MONEY!


So let's see.

Sort-of-President Donald Trump's most trusted White House adviser is none other than Ivanka Trump.

Ivanka Trump, who also happens to be the sort-of-President's daughter, is currently modeling in an advertisement (see above) for that self-same sort-of-President's latest sure-to-be-another-world-class-failure, a namesake tower block in Manila. 

Manila, which is the capital city of the Philippines. 

The Philippines, where the population is currently enjoying the despotic rule of their very own brain-damaged narcissistic President, a drug-addicted psychopath named Rodrigo Duterte. 

Rodrigo Duterte, who just got invited to the White House by the sort-of-President of the United States of America.

Yer old pal Jerky's mind can't help but wander back to the early 1980's, when a certain action/adventure television show gifted us with the perfect slogan to summarize all of the above information... at least from sort-of-President Trump's perspective:

Finally, speaking of slogans, Trump Tower Manila's slogan, which you can see on the billboard, above, is the predictably posh "Live Exquisitely". This, however, was not the first choice presented by the ad agency creatives. In fact, it was the third. Investors thought that the first two slogans they were presented with--"Live Nepotistically" and "Live Incestuously"--might be just a wee bit "on the nose job" for their target demographic's tastes.

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