Saturday, May 19, 2012

LEWD LEXICON - ALL NEW ENTRIES!


IRISH BLUSH ~ (noun) On a woman's cheek, a rosy glow in the shape of a hand.

ENGLISH BLUSH  ~ (noun) Similar to an Irish Blush, except it's more usually found on the posterior cheek of a public school boy.

SCOTTISH BLUSH  ~ (noun) Similar to an Irish Blush, except it's usually accompanied by copious bleeding, loss of consciousness and a strong reek of cheap booze.

3 comments:

  1. You missed the Welsh Blush. All of the above, but accompanied by a song!

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